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I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Shirt
I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Folded Shirt
I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Premium Shirt
I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Sweatshirt
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    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Shirt
    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Folded Shirt
    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Premium Shirt
    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Sweatshirt
    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Hoodie

    I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Shirt

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      Size Guide

      Size Guide

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 71.12 45.72
      M 73.66 50.80
      L 76.20 55.88
      XL 78.74 60.96
      2XL 81.28 66.04
      3XL 83.82 71.12
      4XL 86.36 76.20
      5XL 88.90 81.28

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36

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      Description

      This shirt isn’t trying to be classy. It’s here to say what everyone else is too afraid to admit. The I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Shirt captures the beautiful trainwreck of emotional instability, bad decisions, and unfiltered honesty—wrapped in one brutally hilarious mantra.

      I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time Shirt – Chaos Therapy in T-Shirt Form

      Instead of pretending everything’s fine, this shirt embraces the collapse. The serif font gives it an ironic elegance, while the phrase punches like a text from an ex at 2 a.m. Best of all, it’s versatile. You can wear it to brunch, therapy, or while ghosting someone on three different apps.

      Although the design is minimal, the message is aggressive. That’s the magic. While others post motivational quotes, this shirt just tells the truth. Life is messy. Breakdowns are weekly. Coping mechanisms are questionable. And through it all, we’re just taking things one disaster at a time.

      Made with a soft cotton blend, it’s built for long days, short situationships, and emotional whiplash. Whether worn as a statement or a warning, it’s unapologetically loud and weirdly relatable. Some shirts inspire. This one unravels—gloriously.

      Why You’ll Love It

      • Features the viral, blunt quote: “I’m Just Taking Things One Dick At A Time”

      • Minimalist design meets maximum chaos energy

      • Soft cotton blend perfect for comfort during spirals, breakdowns, and brunch

      • Great for fans of unfiltered humor, therapy-core fashion, and dark meme aesthetics

      • The perfect gift for your most emotionally unstable friend (or yourself)

      Additional information
      ColorAsh, Azalea, Black, Cardinal, Charcoal, Cornsilk, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Gold, Heather Galapagos Blue, Heather Grey, Heather Royal, Irish Green, Khaki, Kiwi, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Military Green, Natural, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal, Sport Grey, Spruce, White
      Size2XL, 3XL, 4XL, L, M, S, XL
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      PRODUCT DETAILS
      Shirt

      CLASSIC T-SHIRT

      Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

      Premium Shirt

      PREMIUM T-SHIRT

      Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

      Sweatshirt

      SWEATSHIRT

      Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

      Hoodie

      HOODIE

      50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

      OlyBubble's Product Details

      Product Details

      Attribute Details
      Color Printed With Different Colors
      Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
      Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
      Brand OriBubble
      Made In the United States
      Care Instructions
      • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
      • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
      • Tumble dry medium.
      • Do not iron.
      • Do not dry-clean.